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Kinja'd!!! "El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
08/08/2016 at 10:11 • Filed to: None

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This is a Cayenne coupe.

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This isn’t.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/08/2016 at 10:17

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4 doors, no coop.
Technically even the RX-8 isn’t one.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/08/2016 at 10:31

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No that’s an X-Gran Coupe.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/08/2016 at 10:55

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Funny how there are Jeeps out there with less ground clearance than either of those.


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > Wheelerguy
08/08/2016 at 11:01

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...GTS


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/08/2016 at 11:12

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Maybe a “quad-coupe” ala that Saturn Ion thing


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Birddog
08/08/2016 at 11:17

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Yeah but the Porsche isn’t “mall rated” “trail rated”


Kinja'd!!! FromCanadaWithLove > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/08/2016 at 11:17

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If Aston does well with the DBX, maybe we’ll see that first render become a reality.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/08/2016 at 13:23

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Here’s the attention grabbing bold text that should adorn full page advers in Vanity Fair or wherever else Porsche peddles the other large but fast tubs of metal:

The new Porsche Soup SUV-Coupe: A shiny poop on wheels

What happens when a Cayenne mom and 911 dad have a miscarriage? The new Porsche Coup-Yoo-Vee!

The Porsche Cayamera: If Germans shat bricks, this is what they would look like!


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/09/2016 at 07:52

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The RX-8 wasn’t sold as a coupe, to my knowledge


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/09/2016 at 07:55

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Mercedes did it first. They actually do call it a coupe too.

The more manufacturers/buyers that get brainwashed, the truer it becomes :(


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > DrScientist
08/10/2016 at 15:29

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....Turbo................uhhhh............4S